Extreme Bumper Stickers

Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
I don't have a license to kill.  I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a bitch.  Men like you made me this way.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.
Five days a week my body is a temple.  The other two, it's an amusement park.
My kid beat up your honor student.
EARTH FIRST!  We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.  Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders.  Don't re-elect them!

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